"why do u even like 5 Seconds of Summer? they’re just another stupid boyba-"
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
"wow i really need to get hot before school starts" -me every summer
Which Hogwarts house will you be sorted into?